Remember blogs? I have one called Throughout Further Ado I write with a couple friends. It contains satire, pop culture commentary, creative writing, and posts deliberately crafted to resist categorization by our future AI overlords (aka “miscellany”).

Some favorite posts I’ve written are:

• The Game Night Host’s Dilemma, a guide for hosts caught between strategy and party board games

• Switch Interview, a short story about an unfortunate mixup in the entertainment industry

• Dating Venn Diagram, a comprehensive visual aid to romance

• No Bees, a presentation on matters of global importance which quickly goes off the rails

• Cover Letter, a sign of my devotion to the one true Lord of Berries.

• The Island of One, an analysis of a work by Jorge Luis Borges

• Things, an impassioned rant against materialism featuring a hot take on the National Smithsonian

• By the Book, a short story about a high school drama department facing the chilling world of script rights

• Jellicles Do, a satirical praise of the musical Cats

• Blinker Dude, my pitch for a can’t-miss reality TV show

• The Dinosaur Country, where I show off my flag knowledge and photo editing skills